Mengantuk Ku dah Hilang :)

Situasi:@ my office..time keje la sayang

Ujung2 tahun camni mmg x de mood nk buat keje...dr pagi tadi lagi kejenyer cuma berborak ngan member & melangut depan komputer baca Utusan Online & blog Genta Rasa (utk santapan jiwa..hehe)..1 keje pun saya x buat lg..mentang2 la big boss cuti 1 week kan :)..ambik kesempatan la

Borak dah habis & tgk internet pun dah habis...keje x buat lagi..tp mata lak ngantuk..aduyaii, lambatnya nak pukul 1..mata dah x tahan ni..tapi rupa2 nyer bkn sy sorang yg ngantuk,member yg menyembang sama td pun ngantuk & dh lena pun (meja dia tlindung sket, so if tido pun orang x nampak)..
Chem, nampak best je tido..jeles i

Di saat2 mengantuk ni, tiba2 member (K.Nani) ada dtg bagi article..katanya "bacalah"..so saya baca lah..kelakar punyer article..mata yg ngantuk pun dah hilang.so kt sini sy sertakan utk kengkawan baca..

Subject: DS SAMY VELLU who will be always remembered

DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story, here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.



1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

There you are folks. For DS Samy Vellu, we wish you all the best!

That's all for today..saya dah bole buat keje..mata dah x ngantuk..he3

p/s: credit to K.Balkis yg forward email ni..
       cedit to K.Nani yg dah berjaya menghilangkan ngantuk saya..

Bye2

Mengidam @ Mengada??

Rupanyer dh lama x mengbizikan diri dgn blog2 ni...actually byk citer tp kemalasan nk menaip yg menjadi masalah..hehe!!paling rajin skang pun baca blog2 member2 je..

So i nak bukak cerita ari ni psl org mengandung yg mengidam..sape tu??sy ler..Semenjak dua menjak, jari ni nak sgt pakai cincin berlian je.kepala otak ni duk pikir psl benda ni je...kalo ada feeling cmni leh panggil mengidam gak ke??setahu saya orang mengandung mengidam nk makan je..tp kes sy ni pelik..aduhaiii

      diamond ring bentuk hati...bestnyer kalo dpt beli yg camni

Actually kes camni pernah jadi gak pd somebody yg sy kenal..tp masa tu saya ngan member2 ada kutuk2 gak..kononnya pompuan ni bukannyer mengidam tp MENGADA-NGADA coz laki dia anak org kaya!!skang nah sebijik kena batang hidung sendiri...so terdiam & termalu la dgn sendiri!!

Berbalik pd kisah cincin tu...saya dah bgtau mr hubby & my mom too..supaya carikan cincin berlian utk saya..by hook or by crook kena beli gak..please!!

So kawan2..i ni mengidam @ mengada2.sila jawab!!hehe...

p/s: kesimpulanya jgn mengata @ mengutuk orang..nnt kena balik kt btg idung sendiri!! i insaf u :)

bye2